Muhammad is No Teddy Bear

Thousands of Sudanese poured out into the streets following the sentence of Gillian Gibbons, the teacher sentenced to 15 days in prison and deportation for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad." Everybody knows "Muhammad is no Teddy Bear" chanted the crowd after pouring out of mosques following Friday sermons.

The greatest blasphemy and perhaps the British teacher's real crime was ignoring Darwinian history where the Prophet Muhammad is not related to the teddy bear, but is closer to the Chimpanzee and one of the missing links in human evolution as depicted in the illustration below.